Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Huband 1.0 Malfunction!!

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do? Signed, Desperate

This isn't really true! Olin is incredibly romantic and gives me gifts far too often. However those undesirable programs such as NFL and NBA do cause interruptions in service from time to time.
I just found this somewhere on the interwebs in funnies.

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  1. You are sooo clever. Loved it. Upgrade mine too.

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